CARDINAL RULES

There is the saying that you can never be too rich or too thin...which I wholeheartedly agree with (unless you are Leann Rimes or Rachel Zoe) but these are

MY CARDINAL RULES:

1) Your hair can never be too big
2) Your boobs can never be too high
3) You can never have too much bronzer
4) Your diamonds can never be too big


Now I do realize I do sound like one of my favorite faux-celebs...but look at what a little nugget she is here!

Snooks!  You KNOW she follows this shit!

 So you want to live by the Cardinal Rules?  Here's what you need...


Maybe it is my Texas upbringing during the 80s and 90s that makes me a sucker for that heightened highlighted hair.  I don't know but voluminous hair with lots of height really gets me going!

You want height? GET THIS....no teasing required!

I wish I could send you to http://www.planetbeauty.com/ but it doesn't look like they sell it online.

This one works too:

This is a Planet Beauty find too.



Bronzer....I have a few faves....all Planet Beauty yet again...

Faux-Tan (Bare-Escentuals)...a fab self tanner. Available through Amazon right here.  Or you local PB/Sephora.

Too-Faced Chocolate Soleil powder...available at Planet Beauty.

This is available here - through amazon.  And also at PB.

When it comes to diamonds, real is ALWAYS better obvi...but if you can't foot the bill for the real deal...I suggest H&M for their fake studs over Forever 21.  These are $3.95 at H&M just go buy them.

Linzo says: live by the rules, die by the rules.