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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

A few of my favorite things...

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.....although I hate cats. (but that's beside the point)

These are a few of my favorite things right now....and they should be yours too.

I'll take one of these please.  Gift wrapped as it is a gift to myself.  $49.95  http://www.zgallerie.com/

There's a color called "Mermaid's Tears"...enough said.  Approx $8 at Planet Beauty stores.

I'll take one of these to watch the royal wedding.  A steal at $104!

I suggest you bee-line it to Rite-Aid.  How can you resist these precious tiny bottles?!?! Rite-Aid.

This face.  Self explanatory. $1200 from a breeder in Vegas.

And this face!  Dead serious.  I read the entire book (A Shore Thing) and  I love me some Snooks.

About $15 from amazon.com

I want to make these right now, preferably in a tiara.  I bet Snooki would love these too.

Beauty sleep beckons...

Tuesday, April 26, 2011


 Tonight, we have a guest blogger-Moe- who drinks white zin like "prohibition is just around the corner again".

Zin is...

A fruity pink nectar that flows freely from a box

A great beverage to mix your lonely tears with. (Although I am not lonely)

Feeling kinda ugly? Don't waste your pennies on countless surgeries and procedures, just spend your hard earned hourly wage on a box of zin!

A great compliment to reality TV...in particular Jersey Shore.

It comes in a convenient catheter style bag that can be used to smuggle booze on cruise ships.

It gets ONE thumb up.  Why one thumb?  Because the other thumb is wrapped around this delicious goblet of sweet sin.

One negative...although I would hardly call it a negative, is that I never want to brush my teeth since I always have a glass by my bed.  Therefore...one thing that does NOT mix well with zin...is Crest.

Too much consumption of white zinfandel may lead to lightning storms being confused with the paparazzi.  Someone did not just take your picture.  It was just lightning.

and Remember...just when you think your box has run dry...take the catheter bag out because there's always a liter to milk out of that succulent teet.

Little Mermaid stickers NOT INCLUDED.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Something FAB...

Royal Wedding...annoying and overbearing or a glamourous fairytale?  I would go with the latter as I'm watching at whatever time it's shown in the US (I believe it's 4am?) and donning my prom dress (a strapless cranberry colored ABS dress from south coast plaza) complete with champagne, cake and my equally excited friend and sister. 

As for the William and Kate movie, mehhhhh.  Kate was blahhhh and William looked like an Abercrombie bag circa 2002.  But the tea party I watched the movie at...phenom!  My luxury loving friend and mother outdid themselves! Tea sandwiches, scones with clotted cream and jam, and macarons...fab! 

Thursday night...this is where I will hopefully be...

A replica of the wedding cake, a union jack mini and vintage rolls royce, crowns encrusted with Swarovski crystals, and cocks and app's from Bluewater Grill? YES PLEASEEEE.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Hi Friendies!

Welcome to Zin To The Brim! The site is currently under construction as I try to figure out what the hell I am doing, so bear with me and everything will be up and running soon!

~ Linzo

Linzo says: starting a blog is a bitch!