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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Crisp White

Gasp!!!!!!!!  Is there a boxed wine that is surpassing our beloved Zin?!

Enter...Crisp White!  A light, airy, sweet white that is even CHEAPER than Zin, only $7.99 for 5 liters!

It is also male approved.  It's not pink, tastes like fruit juice and gets ya drunk!!!!!!!!

good for the environment too...thank you Franzia!

Just what the Dr. ordered...

Linzo says: I'll take 3 boxes please...Better safe than sorry!  I do have room mates.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

What every girl needs...

Pink mace!  What could be better than whipping out your pink pepper spray if you were to ever get attacked?!  How bad ass is that?  The other night my room mate told me that it's weird how much pepper spray she has so she gave me some of her bulk stash. 

If you wanna get real dialed in...get yourself a rape whistle as well!

Linzo says: you could be highly rape-able and not even know it! 

Wednesday, July 20, 2011


There is the saying that you can never be too rich or too thin...which I wholeheartedly agree with (unless you are Leann Rimes or Rachel Zoe) but these are


1) Your hair can never be too big
2) Your boobs can never be too high
3) You can never have too much bronzer
4) Your diamonds can never be too big

Now I do realize I do sound like one of my favorite faux-celebs...but look at what a little nugget she is here!

Snooks!  You KNOW she follows this shit!

 So you want to live by the Cardinal Rules?  Here's what you need...

Maybe it is my Texas upbringing during the 80s and 90s that makes me a sucker for that heightened highlighted hair.  I don't know but voluminous hair with lots of height really gets me going!

You want height? GET THIS....no teasing required!

I wish I could send you to http://www.planetbeauty.com/ but it doesn't look like they sell it online.

This one works too:

This is a Planet Beauty find too.

Bronzer....I have a few faves....all Planet Beauty yet again...

Faux-Tan (Bare-Escentuals)...a fab self tanner. Available through Amazon right here.  Or you local PB/Sephora.

Too-Faced Chocolate Soleil powder...available at Planet Beauty.

This is available here - through amazon.  And also at PB.

When it comes to diamonds, real is ALWAYS better obvi...but if you can't foot the bill for the real deal...I suggest H&M for their fake studs over Forever 21.  These are $3.95 at H&M just go buy them.

Linzo says: live by the rules, die by the rules.